Father-In-Law:
Young man, you coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and you
are chewing gum. That’s a sign of disrespect!
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Akpos: Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke.
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Father-In-Law: You mean u drink & smoke and you are here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage?
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Akpos: Sir I only drink & smoke when I go to the club.
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Father-In-Law: U club too?
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Akpos: I’m sorry sir, I started clubbing when I came out of prison.
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Father-In-Law:- U’ve also been in prison before? Oh my God!
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Akpos: Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody!,
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Father-In-Law:- What!!! U’re a killer???
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Akpos: Sir, it happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn’t allow me marry his daughter so I ran over him with a car.
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Father-In-Law:
Oh son, that won’t happen here. You are highly welcome. U are on the
right track. U are absolutely the right man for my daughter.
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The man no wan die…hahaha
